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Wet Nightmare

by Beast Warrior

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Christopher_Conrad It stimulates me in the deepest, most abyssal parts of my loins.
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downasunder This is the metal you are looking for! Relentless epicness and metal music at it's finest.

Been searching for a band that brings to life the mix of vocals like 3iob, and I am not disappointed by finding this gem! Favorite track: Sky Furnace.
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1.
Horses shod and bridled, at the crack of dawn we ride Our broadswords yearn to drink the blood of foes We burst into their camp, defenses overwhelmed Justice comes as swiftly as our blows Our coffers overflow with plunder won by steel Our tankards never cease to fill with mead The glory of our victories will echo all through time The wenches give us ale and take our seed Our song of glory carries forth; the people shout our praise Legs of evil soaked with piss, for fear of numbered days The sunlight brings the glint of steel, blades red from foes dispatched The dusk, it hints of flowing ales and warmth of maidens' snatch (COMEON!) Our leader great and fearless, the warrior prophesied His godlike visage sharp as Odin's blade His name bursts forth from women's lips as blood from fallen fiends By BALDOR'S hand the foulest demons slain With each new day, our numbers grow; our fires light the sky Coin and valor, riding hand in hand Our brotherhood--our greatest strength--turns mortal men to demigods As crimson steel brings peace to all the land
2.
Iron Wolves 05:40
Through blackened gates the tyrant's legions storm A tide infernal, death eternal, from the sea of fire They ride on wargish steeds, a nightmare cavalry Savage blight, behold the might; pestilence, the dawn of night Shields worn, flecked with rust; beard and bush with grey They stand against the lords of hell, the few who yet remain A hundred battles won between them, a thousand comrades lost They hold the line, faces grim, pommels worn and leather thin A final battle, a glorious death, spilling blood 'til none is left They live to fight, fight to live The enemy will know the bite of steel, the dread battalion upon the field More like to die than to kneel Iron Wolves, take back the town! Reclaim what once was lost, reclaim your home Awash in blood, atop the dead, battle hardened, battle bred Cut a path to victory, trust your steel and fight until the end Death, the ever-present specter; hope a distant dream Staring down their hellish foes, fields awash in crimson sheen Paragons of virtue, but their honor will be their death Walls of blackness closing in; raspy throats draw final breath
3.
They come as if from blackness; to blackness, they recede The earth a grisly carpet; the vultures come to feed Fingers clutch at entrails; bowels evacuate Mothers, children, torn to shreds, abandoned to their fate In the flames, a vision of horror Blackened eyes cannot follow their steps Gasping for air as you clutch at your throat A glimpse in the darkness will precede your death A ribcage split, an empty throat, a putrid, massive grave Their jagged edges rip through flesh; in blood the creatures bathe Like wind they tear through BALDOR'S home; no fire set, no bell to ring The stench of bodies overwhelms; the mind slowly descending into darkness
4.
Witch Tits 04:47
Far from the cities of mortar and steel, far past the reaches of kings The people do speak of a creature of lust, of evil and erotic things To find the dark temptress, aim for the horizon when sunlight fades into dusk She chooses her lovers from the finest of stock, with horsecocks and champions' musk Her features are ageless, body is lithe; hair so black it drinks up the light The cries of her passion set forests ablaze; the screams of her lovemaking shatter the night Her body exquisite, breasts so divine, vaginal juices the sweetest of wines To plunge deep inside her, to lose your own mind; her lovers' cocks gone erect 'til the end of time Leagues upon leagues fell behind BALDOR'S mount as he traveled the breadth of the land He sought to gain knowledge of the Demon King's power, to win the salvation of man In the blackest of nights, in the murkiest swamp, he caught the orange glimmer of fire She came to him naked, dripping with sex; her eyes held unbridled desire She pulled back her furs; he gazed at her tits; porcelain skin seemed to glow in the night His member hung massive, it fell to his knees; her eyelids grew heavy, knees weak at the sight She craved BALDOR'S girth, she sought to be filled; he took her right there on the floor He spread her pale cheeks; he pierced her tight hole; her screams echo forevermore
5.
Spheres of black in an ocean of white; lifeless orbs in the snow A hulking figure of carrion stench; a frozen horror unknown Organs, entrails, coated in frost; red filth slathered on the walls of its cave Die nameless, steaming and broken, marrow leaking, blood pouring from veins The howling winds obscure your screams Embracing the cold as your life force runs dry; death's jaws clamp shut as the snow piles high Monstrosity timeless, born of the cold; ageless behemoth that roams through the drifts Fragments of skull trapped in its fur; bone ground to dust in its grip It knows no god, claims no king, consumed by hunger and hate Femurs shattered, armor battered, the stench of slaughter emanates
6.
Sky Furnace 04:40
Arise, the beast of flesh and fire, perched on rocky throne Born of strife, of pain, of death, aeons it has known Sinewed wings stretch from back; ancient limbs extend Taking flight, the sky turns black; daylight seems to end Slicing sky and splitting clouds; glide and dive and soar On gleaming scales, the king of freedom breaks the dawn of war Eyes of fire, scales of gold; minstrels sing this song of old Soar into the blue beyond; the warrior rides and all behold Astride the beast he splits the sky; far below, the demons die His mighty blade against the sun; while evil burns, the dragon flies BALDOR dives on wings of steel; a sea of blood awaits He flies with vengeance in his heart, to shatter hellish gates Demon hordes engulfed in flames; armor melts to chest The force of death, he comes to reap the fields of searing flesh
7.
The black portal beckons; the gaping maw awaits Step across the threshold, feel sanity erase Devoid of light, devoid of life; a madman's nightmare greets the eyes Entrance to the shattered realm, holiness debased The ground a carpet of bloated flesh, the air saturated with putrefaction Behold necrotic majesty, the kingdom of the Great Defiler Feel revulsion as you slog through viscera A thousand eyes upon you, they serve the Nameless One If I only had a match, I'd fuckin' blow this place to hell Watch your step, you might get burned; only time will tell! Beyond the gate it's neverending; gloom, black, darkness descending, hell Ride and meet your death An endless pit of torment; abhorrent plane of death Overwhelmed with souls left to wander aimless Cacophonous the sound of wailing voices, cries unbearable Charnel for the blade Oppressive stench, the soul collapsing; the mind erodes at the carnage within Dark prayers unto him; the Lord of Maggots awaits
8.
[N/A--It's an instrumental song, ya dummy]
9.
Hark, for the kingdom of hell has been brought to its knees The flames have been quenched, the barren plains drenched in the blood of our foes and our own Behold, as the blackened skies part, glory shines from above The time has now come, the heavens shall sing; mortals no more, for tonight we triumph as kings Stand--we stand as one! Showered in glory and death, we raise our gauntlets up to the sun Through corpse-covered fields, our stallions we ride Our thoughts are of home and of young virgin brides We've won, but oh, what we've lost Our banner still flies no matter the cost Hang up thy steel! Raise up thy horn! Tonight we rejoice, tomorrow we mourn Warmed by fire, by ale, by lovers, we come home as heroes adorned Tales will be sung; songs will be told; wenches pour ale from pitchers of gold Tidings spread like moistened thighs; the peasant throngs rejoice Drink from the chalice of gods now and forevermore The throne of the righteous awaits in immortality Ascend upon glorious wings for all eternity If darkness appears the legion of hope will ride on We are the heroes, the champions of mirth; all shall know our name Unrivaled in bloodlust, unmatched in our girth, our glory shall ever remain Our village is safe, kingdom secure; none shall oppose, we forever endure Our walls grow high as our people grow strong; the heralds of vengeance, the breakers of dawn

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The stillness of night fills the room. Light from a blood-red moon spills through the window, imbuing the walls with an unnatural, menacing quality. The air is thick. Sleep comes, but rest evades you. You flail weakly beneath sodden bedsheets, trembling at the presence of something ... other.

Suddenly, a caress, the faintest whisper of a touch, spreads gooseflesh up your thigh. A mere graze--loving, yearning, but ... wrong. Devoid of warmth. Of feeling. Of life. Like being fondled by crumpled paper. You recoil, but something within you stirs nonetheless. Trapped in a state between consciousness and slumber, you reach out in longing, desperate to know its eldritch embrace. And it obliges. Oh God, it obliges ...

As the first sickly rays of dawn pass the windowsill, you open swollen, bloodshot eyes. Your bed glistens in the morning light. Surely an illusion. Your knuckles dig out the last vestiges of sleep, but still the sight remains. An ichor, running down the headboard, oozing between your toes. Then, as you rise a daze, you see it. Slithering into the corner where day has yet to intrude, it pauses, just for a moment. Light strikes the baseboard, and it is gone.

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The long-anticipated sophomore release from Chicago's masters of erotic battle, WET NIGHTMARE takes the listener deeper into Baldor's quest to free his people from the old-fashioned, western-style grip of evil. More riffs! More guitar harmonies! More gallops! More questionable lyrical content! Gird thy loins and mount thy steed, for tonight we dine in the darkest bowels of the underworld!

(C) 2020 Beast Warrior
All rights reserved. Recorded at Million Yen Studios, Chicago IL. Produced & engineered by Dan Tinkler. Mastered by Collin Jordan at The Boiler Room, Chicago, IL. All music & lyrics written and performed by Beast Warrior. Album artwork by Erica Syverson; layout by David Olmsted. Sound effects purchased from Pond5, New York, NY

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released November 27, 2020

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